Movie Trailer: ‘The Tourist’

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Movie Trailer: ‘The Tourist,’ With Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie | /Film: “”

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The “Man Who Knew Too Little” meets nothing in particular. She sure is pretty. Does Johnny Depp look unwell? He’s one of my favorites.

“Machete” Another Piece of Crap or the Best Thing Ever

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There’s a guy. He’s got guns. There’s girls. They got guns, too.

“You’re the guy with the guns?”

“You’re the girls with the guns?”

“We, the girls with the guns hear you, the guy with the guns, is looking for trouble. We like trouble.”

“Let’s go blow some shit up.”

The End.

I like Danny Trejo. I wrote him into a script, specifically. But this movie? Who cares?

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